
Reading Is Fundamental
Make it out of the first room without dying.
50 achievements

Make it out of the first room without dying.

Drop the Phoenix Blade.

Survive your first encounter with the Witch.

Trip over a root in the Cursed Forest.

Trip during the Witch's AoE Death Spell and survive it anyway.

Trip over roots five times in the Cursed Forest.

Defeat the Witch.

Ride off into the sunset. Also known as Act 2.

Die to the Hellevator Laser.

Defeat the Demon.

Find and talk to the addled monk.

Open the monastery vault and obtain the weapon within.

Kill an orc while mounted.

Kill 50 orcs while mounted.

Begin a jam sesh... with style!

Complete Act 2.

Cause the Rock Monster to dodge the DNACS bomb.

Defeat the orc army.

Discover the orgin of the orcs' new weapon.

Defeat the Rock Monster in mediocre fashion.

Defeat the Rock Monster in spectacular fashion!

Complete Act 3.

Absorb at least 400 damage with a single use of Divine Shield.

Kick the Necromancer off the ledge.

Defeat the Necromancer.

Involuntarily participate in a farcical aquatic ceremony (Complete Act 4).

Play a game of golf.

Get the ball in the bucket.

Break the 4th wall.

Get the skinny on the princess.

Kick Aidan off the walkway.

Kick Aidan before the fight starts.

Complete Act 5.

Take one for the team.

Beat every boss.

Furiously jiggle the locked door handle (at least seven times).

Collect all Act 1 tapestries in one session.

Collect all Act 2 tapestries in one session.

Collect all Act 3 tapestries in one session.

Collect all Act 4 tapestries in one session.

Collect all Act 5 tapestries in one session.

Earn the Act 1-5 tapestry achievements (collect all tapestries).

Borrow the Scalebane Bulwark.

Help yourself to a tasty metal treat.

Cause DNACS to detonate near the wizard.

Whimsically head out to sea with a scallywag.

Find the bewitched knight.

Attend the afterparty!

Kick your enemies 10 times.

Find the bonus tapestry.