Trust Me, Bro
100.0%
All achievements here are free! No strings attached - just press X and I'll give you the rest one by one!
Don't press X to free the pirate! Achievements
11 achievements
Hidden Transaction Fee
98.2%
...But there's a fee, y'know! Your life!
Captain's Math
68.4%
6! Why not 5, you say? Because I SAID SO!
A Little More Than Ten
49.1%
11! You're starting to get the hang of it I see! Keep going!
Player Ownage
33.3%
Kill 18 Players. That's for me! Tyvm!
Stock Standard Milestone
31.5%
25. Well, here is a NORMAL number for a change! Absolutely boring!
Overachiever
31.5%
26! Here's another one! Right away!
EZ PZ
31.5%
27! And another! Too easy!
28 Button Mashes
31.5%
Act surely! Just a couple more presses and your Completionist Showcase will get another trophy!
PROBLEM?
22.8%
86! I lied! PROBLEM? But okay - 100! Scout's honor!... maybe.
Dance Dance Trollution
17.5%
I LIED AGAIN! But that's it! Consider yourself hardened by the most cringy and cynical pirate!