Complete your first assignment.

In the Barrel Hoop game, achieve a score of 3000 or more in less than 100 kicks.

Dat accuracy. You kicked ten barrels into the hoop without a single miss.

Rubbish goes in the bin, not the intricate machinery of the Barrel Hoop!

Sacrificed yourself to the Barrel Hoop while intoxicated.

You spent an hour or more shaking your money maker.

What a team player. You've paid for 25 rounds at the Abyss Bar.

You threw a toast to good music while in a full team.

Play 25 songs on the jukebox. (songs must play to the end to count)

Ride a barrel in the spacerig for three seconds.

Through skillfull maneuvering, you put a barrel in every seat in the Drop Pod. Well done?

You stuffed every single barrel on the Space Rig into the Drop Pod. Management weeps.

You kicked every barrel into the Launch Bay. You are why Mission Control drinks.

Successfully play 10 consecutive missions without kicking a single barrel on the Space Rig.

Fix 50 Mini M.U.L.E.s.

Defeat and fix a BET-C.

You scored 1000 weakspot hits. Impressive.

Participate in killing 40 Dreadnoughts.

Participate in killing 20 Bulk Detonators.

Participate in killing two Dreadnoughts within five minutes on Hazard Level 3 or higher.

Participate in killing two Dreadnoughts within 30 seconds on Hazard Level 3 or higher.

Collect 10 Bittergems.

Collect 20 Compressed Gold Chunks.

You've collected 5 mysterious alien artifacts. They are hot to the touch, and smells faintly of...tarmac?

Ride Molly for 15 seconds.

Ride the Silicate Harvester for 30 seconds.

Ride the Silicate Harvester with three other dwarves and kill five enemies each without leaving.

You took the most damage from a Dreadnought out of your whole team.

You were the last dwarf standing, with no primary or secondary ammo left, just when a Dreadnought spawned. Some days you should just stay in bed...

You stayed in a mission for an hour or longer.

Complete your first mission.

Complete 100 missions.

Complete 500 missions.

Survive a Hazard Level 3 mission from start to finish.

Successfully complete three Hazard Level 3 missions from start to finish in a row.

Survive a Hazard Level 4 mission from start to finish.

Successfully complete four Hazard Level 4 missions from start to finish in a row.

Successfully complete a Hazard Level 5 mission from start to finish.

Successfully complete five Hazard Level 5 missions from start to finish in a row.

Successfully complete a Hazard Level 3 mission from start to finish where no dwarf goes down and without ordering a resupply.

Successfully complete a Hazard Level 4 mission from start to finish where no dwarf goes down and without ordering a resupply.

Successfully complete a Hazard Level 5 mission from start to finish where no dwarf goes down and without ordering a resupply.

Successfully complete 20 missions tagged with Warnings from start to finish.

You've hosted and successfully completed 50 team missions from start to finish.

Successfully complete 25 missions where at least 1 player is 10 player ranks lower than you.

You've completed 10 Solo missions. Impressive.

You've completed 100 Solo missions. Most impressive.

Complete 10 Milestones.

Complete 25 Milestones.

Unlock 10 Perk Nodes.

Promote any Dwarf at least once.

Promote any two Dwarves at least once.

Promote any three Dwarves at least once.

Promote all four Dwarves at least once.

Earn a Silver promotion.

Earn a Gold promotion.

Earn Silver Promotions for all four dwarves.

Earn Gold Promotions for all four dwarves.

You unlocked a new primary and secondary weapon for the same character.

You purchased a Mod in every tier for one of each upgradable item in the Equipment Terminal for the same character.

You purchased a Mod in every tier for Bosco.

Purchase five moustaches for one character.

Customize each accessory slot of a character.

Complete A Deep Dive

Complete An Elite Deep Dive

Complete Any Deep Dive Under 45 Minutes

Complete Any 5 Deep Dives

Ride the Drilldozer with three other dwarves and kill 15 enemies each without leaving.

Grind on a pipe for 120 seconds without stopping.