You traded your body for some luck. At least as an imp, you're... nimble? And those demonesses, well, they're nice to look at.

Don't worry, it happens to a lot of guys the first time. Try again, the demonesses like... *stamina*.

You've died 100 times. You're either a masochist, or you really, *really* want to impress that demoness at the end.

The lady at the window winked and pulled you behind the counter. Turns out, they have a special, *accelerated* procedure for little imps.

All "attractions" completed. It was loud and a bit scary. But at least the ride was... unforgettable.

You escaped Hell's Kitchen. The demoness-cooks wanted to try you. Apparently, they had a craving for something... *small and spicy*.

Quite the fortress. The demoness clearly has a thing for big, pointy, and hard-to-get-into things. Time to knock.

You escaped! You think you won? Cute. The demoness is already preparing an addendum to the contract.

Complete a level without taking lethal damage. Nice moves. The demonesses like it when someone is so... *untouchable*.

Complete a level in under three minutes. What's the rush? The demoness barely had time to... *watch*.

Find your first hidden area. You just love sticking your nose (and not *just* your nose) where it doesn't belong, don't you?

You've collected all the seals. The demoness is impressed. She says it's been a while since anyone had... *the whole set*.

Collect 666 souls. A collection like that is quite the aphrodisiac. The demonesses are already lining up for a piece of your... *assets*.

You've completed Hachi's outfit. This is going to be an unforgettable evening. The gentleman is now ready for any eventuality. *Any*.

You've chatted up every demoness. They all want to... keep you for longer. You're in high demand, little imp.