Like a true salary man, you bought your first coffee.

Pair of panties left by Cindy after your night together.

Pair of panties left by Cathy after your night together.

Pair of panties left by Paige after your night together.

Pair of panties left by Pauline after your night together.

Pair of panties left by Sarah after your night together.

Greg awards you the Spanish Fly as a trophy for building a harem. (You made a middle-aged man proud of you with your sexual exploits. Congratulations?)

You earned the Bronze Gym Trophy.

You earned the Silver Gym Trophy.

You earned the Gold Gym Trophy.

Your own mug for being a repeat coffee house customer. (Smells kinda funky, but that adds to the charm.)

Your own bowling ball for being a repeat bowler. (Looks beat up. I think someone just left a bowling ball at the alley that they gave you.)

Your own set of chop sticks for being a repeat takeout customer. (Don't they usually just give these out?)

Your culinary prowess has led you to the classiest of restaurants. The chef wanted to give you his hat as a gift. (Was it worth the price?)

Your own shot glass for being a repeat customer at the bar. (FINALLY! An award for being an alcoholic!)

You were chosen as part of the BEST FRIENDS FOREVER!!! (This had to be Stone's idea.)

You earned employee of the month! (Hope that brown nose didn't interfere with your harem.)

You saved $1000. (WHY?!? You know this is a dating sim, right!?!)

The rare trophy given to the winner of the frog game. (Looks pretty beat up, and what is that SMELL?!?)

Somehow you got fired. (You made so many dumb mistakes, you literally earned an acheivement for it.)

You called your mom enough to earn the title. (Oedipus would be proud.)

You found Greg in all his alter-egos throughout the city. (Some people might call the police, but an aheivement will do too.)

You tried all the fair junk food. (Enjoy the tummy ache.)

You purchased every item from the mall.

You purchased every item from the mall's toy store.

You purchased every item from the mall's body & bath store.

You purchased every item from the mall's candy store.

You purchased every item from the mall's jewelry store.

You purchased every item from the mall's clothing store.

You purchased every item from the mall's book store.

You purchased every item from the mall's record store.

Looking sharp! Got your hair cut.

You got Cindy to give you her phone number!

You got Cathy to give you her phone number!

You got Paige to give you her phone number!

You got Pauline to give you her phone number!

You got Sarah to give you her phone number!

Foolin' around at work. (Don't let Greg catch you. He'll watch!)