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Crisis in the Kremlin: The Cold War Achievements

70 achievements

Eurosovok icon

Eurosovok

1.1%

Take over the European Union from within by joining it after NATO collapses

Stop, cockroach! icon

Stop, cockroach!

0.5%

Trigger a NATO invasion with low ICBM level, liberals leading, a multiparty system, and the doctrine 'Diplomacy of Friendship with the West'

International icon

International

1.0%

Have the maximum number of republics within the USSR

There once lived a Russian Tsar icon

There once lived a Russian Tsar

1.3%

As Grigory Romanov, enter the Right-Wing Populism ideological range, establish the doctrines 'Leader's Rule' and 'International Department: Neocolonialism'

So... who won? icon

So... who won?

0.6%

In Eastern Europe and the USSR, Political Fundamentalism is in place, decommunization is complete, and the cult of Stolypin is established

Had our fun with democracy, enough! icon

Had our fun with democracy, enough!

1.5%

Introduce elections for the ruler, win them, then abolish them and establish Leader's Rule

And Lenin is young once again icon

And Lenin is young once again

4.1%

No cults, doctrines 'Soviet Democracy', and 'Early Soviet Parliament'

Literally 1984 icon

Literally 1984

0.7%

Build a society where control is everything—no unions, no dissent, just pure ideological rule

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Dollfuss's Organic Catholicism

0.6%

Unite faith, tradition, and state under a tightly controlled, 'democratic' order

Guild Socialism icon

Guild Socialism

0.7%

Blend worker control, shared prosperity, and a power-sharing democracy

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We didn't vote for King Arthur

0.6%

A free land of liberty, labor rights, and untaxed fortunes—without a crown in sights

Soviet Jamahiriya icon

Soviet Jamahiriya

0.5%

Mix syndicalist rule, Islamic values, and total control—guided by one leader, many chambers, and no dissent

Helsinki Accords icon

Helsinki Accords

0.4%

Rule with a firm hand—but honor human rights, open society, and the spirit of détente

Mirror of Yugoslavia icon

Mirror of Yugoslavia

0.7%

Recreate a balancing act of factions, federalism, and workers’ rights under a Titoist legacy

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Lessons of the Kuomintang

0.6%

Rule with elite control, fused power, and tight alliances—no room for dissent

Marxism-Jeanneretism icon

Marxism-Jeanneretism

0.4%

Build a tightly controlled one-party state with strict order, full equality, and advanced science

An Era We Lost icon

An Era We Lost

0.5%

Revive a lost empire ruled by dynasty, discipline, and a wary alliance with the West

Invitation to Reign icon

Invitation to Reign

4.9%

Take the throne and lead the ancient Rurikid line

Stalin's Square icon

Stalin's Square

2.4%

Stalinist cult and monarch is Stalin's grandson

Tsar and Soviets icon

Tsar and Soviets

1.8%

Restore the crown with a cult leader and a planned, unified state

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Poorly Written Design Document

0.6%

As a Liberal Democrat Atlantist ruler restore Stalin's cult of personality, vozhdism and build the OGAS.

Artillerymen, Yeltsin Gave the Order! icon

Artillerymen, Yeltsin Gave the Order!

1.8%

Yeltsin takes charge of defense, backing hardline or conservative ideals

Mahatma Lenin icon

Mahatma Lenin

0.5%

Blend Soviet rule with Buddhist faith and a new economic path

We Remember, Abu Dhar al-Ghifari icon

We Remember, Abu Dhar al-Ghifari

0.5%

Build a devout Islamic state with strict order, fair welfare, and tight cultural control

Christ — The First Communist icon

Christ — The First Communist

0.8%

Lead a humble Christian state where art is real and the economy is planned

As Marx Intended icon

As Marx Intended

5.3%

Achieve the ending 'The First Step Toward Communism'

You're Doing Capitalism Wrong icon

You're Doing Capitalism Wrong

0.9%

Lead a free-market democracy—and watch the old order crumble

Gerontocracy icon

Gerontocracy

1.1%

An elderly leader (80+) is replaced by another elderly leader (80+)

Yeltsin Killed, Shot icon

Yeltsin Killed, Shot

1.2%

Have Yeltsin executed via conspiracy

Divide by Zero icon

Divide by Zero

8.3%

Shatter NATO and break the USA apart like never before

We Will Bury You icon

We Will Bury You

1.3%

Achieve a successful nuclear ending

Developed Socialism icon

Developed Socialism

2.1%

Win without changing the starting doctrines

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Pyrrhic Victory

0.5%

Win with the minimum possible number of republics in the union

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A spectre of vegetarianism haunts the world

0.5%

Adopt Buddhism amid a severe cattle shortage

Ancap-Stalinism icon

Ancap-Stalinism

0.7%

Stalin on icons, laws by referenda, neo-Georgism, and subscription-based police

Back to the Future icon

Back to the Future

1.9%

Try to make a deal with the Kuomintang again — and succeed this time

The Promised Soviet Land icon

The Promised Soviet Land

4.1%

Israel is destroyed and there is a Jewish Republic within the USSR

As Much Sovereignty As You Want icon

As Much Sovereignty As You Want

1.5%

One republic for each nation

Risen from Our Knees icon

Risen from Our Knees

1.5%

Fulfill the dreams of a Greater Russia

Stalinist Federalization icon

Stalinist Federalization

2.2%

Implement Joseph Stalin's autonomization plan

Red Monolith icon

Red Monolith

5.2%

Abolish the republics, creating an indivisible Union

Revolutionary Fever icon

Revolutionary Fever

1.6%

Restore the Soviet borders of 1918

Federation Squared icon

Federation Squared

1.4%

Build a federation of federations

Crown and Sickle icon

Crown and Sickle

2.3%

Communism with a monarch — and it’s not fiction

Rights Are Redundant icon

Rights Are Redundant

1.6%

Zero freedoms and activities, one hundred percent spiritual fulfillment and self-realization

Kind Atom icon

Kind Atom

13.5%

Survive to the end with no nuclear power plant disasters

Left! Right! icon

Left! Right!

1.8%

Win with Yakovlev’s political system

Perestroika Finale icon

Perestroika Finale

3.3%

Unlock the special Perestroika ending

Reverse icon

Reverse

0.5%

The West united under the red flag, US out of NATO, you in right-wing authoritarianism

The Whole World in Your Palm icon

The Whole World in Your Palm

3.1%

Every country is a part or satellite of your country

Through the Storm — with a Smile icon

Through the Storm — with a Smile

15.1%

Finish the game on 'Realism' difficulty

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Half the country behind bars

2.0%

Finish the game on 'Archipelago' difficulty

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Collapse on Schedule

0.5%

Destroy three superpowers and then collapse yourself

Misrepresented sources icon

Misrepresented sources

0.4%

Only Slavs and Europeans in the union and among politicians, doctrines unchanged, Russian as the main language, allied with Britain

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Dream of Razlatsky

0.5%

Ruler is Maoist, no partocrat politicians, one-party state, planned economy, free trade unions, China in CMEA.

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Liberalism is not Democracy

0.8%

Ruler is liberal democrat, Civil Liberties - 0, Free liberal market, Friendship with the West.

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Smash the four olds

1.1%

Maoist revolution in China

Superpower icon

Superpower

4.2%

Remain the only country with the nuclear weapon

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Punk group

0.5%

Leader - Letov, head of the government - Limonov, 2nd Secretary/Vice-President - Dugin

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Rescued

0.9%

Survive on Avalanche difficulty

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Jar of Spiders

1.3%

Survive on Difficulty Literally 1937

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Bunker Survived

1.2%

Survive on difficulty Anti-revisionism

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Outer Heaven

0.7%

Dissatisfied officers and soldiers of the PMC bribe their way out and leave the country, creating their own mercenary paradise

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Poor geography skills

2.5%

Taiwan is communist, while China is liberal

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Ayatollah's wife

0.4%

A female ruler, pro-female gender roles, Iran is Political Fundamentalism and in your alliance, and the most radical Islamic domination

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Deal of the century

0.7%

In the US - Trump, Denmark not in military blocs

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We Change the World

0.3%

Win with Mavrodi in charge and Classical Liberalism

Air tax icon

Air tax

0.2%

Set 30% VAT on everything until 1 April 1985 and do not change it until the end of the game.

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Living water

0.2%

Rodnoverstvo and Sacred Scrupulous Rus' at the end of the game.

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Miracle of the Lord

0.2%

There are at least three wars and all ongoing wars are using volkhvs under the religion True Orthodox Christianity