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Cousin Catcher

About this game

Freedom is just one well-thrown cousin away.

In Cousin Catcher, you’re an adult convict with a bold plan: escape prison by tossing your cousin into the air, over fences, across the yard, and eventually into outer space. Inspired by games like Learn to Fly, this chaotic physics-based launcher turns questionable family dynamics into your ultimate jailbreak.

Toss your cousin, upgrade their gear (boosters, parachutes, umbrellas, and more), and launch them farther and higher with every run. The higher they fly, the closer you get to freedom… and maybe family therapy.

With enough momentum, you’ll break out of Earth’s atmosphere and make your way to boundaries even past Mars because prison walls are temporary, but poor decisions are forever.

Features:

  • Launch your cousin with homemade gear and questionable judgment

  • Collect coins in the air to buy upgrades, gadgets, and more

  • Reach escape velocity and all the way to the Asteroid Belt!

  • Prestige and unlock wacky new ways to play the game

  • The law of gravity? Optional.

  • Ready, aim… THROW.

Achievements

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Why are we here, just to suffer

Why are we here, just to suffer

17.6%

Drop your cousin 100 times

How Did We Get Here?

How Did We Get Here?

17.6%

Catch your cousin with every modifier active

That's Really Quite High

That's Really Quite High

17.6%

Reach a height of 1000

Distinguished

Distinguished

17.6%

Unlock prestige level 5

Illustrious

Illustrious

17.6%

Unlock prestige level 10

Cousin Catcher

A wacky upgrade-driven, physics-based arcade game where you launch a baby into the sky, collect coins, and catch them on the way down!

Developer

Camden Martin

Publisher

Camden Martin

Release Date

13 January, 2026

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