Hear sins. Judge souls. Upgrade your booth. Play as a priest hearing increasingly absurd confessions in this darkly comedic simulator. Will you guide your flock to salvation... or squeeze them for donations to install a hot tub in your confessional?

<h2 class="bb_tag" style="text-align: center">YOU ARE A PRIEST. THEY ARE SINNERS. THE BOOTH IS YOUR DOMAIN.</h2><img class="bb_img" src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/4444690/extras/446d1679717cb013e514f7115e51753d.avif?t=1777553573" width=1560 height=878 />Step into the confessional as a newly assigned priest at St. Augustine's parish. Behind the ornate wooden screen, parishioners reveal their darkest secrets, pettiest grudges, and most ridiculous transgressions. What you do with those confessions... well, that's between you and God.<img class="bb_img" src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/4444690/extras/4bd755d4d37d00cfd605f03e0915cad4.avif?t=1777553573" width=1560 height=878 /><h2 class="bb_tag" >WHAT'S IN THIS DEMO</h2>This free demo gives you a taste of life behind the screen. Play through your first days at St. Augustine's and experience the core confession loop:• 20 fully voice-acted confessions from 20 unique confessors• 4 response options per confession: Absolve, condemn, exploit, or dismiss.• Karma vs. Corruption system: Guide souls or drain wallets.• Internal thoughts system: Your priest reacts before you do.• Basic booth upgrades: Earn enough to start decorating.• The Parish Gazette: Your choices make the local news.• Hotline system: Call the Police, Bishop, Exorcist, or Therapist.• ~30-45 minutes of gameplay<h2 class="bb_tag" >MEET THE SINNERS</h2>Your demo confessors include:• Gerald, the grape thief who develops a cargo pants system for organized produce crime• Margaret, a grandmother carrying 43 years of guilt over pineapple pizza at her daughter's wedding• Karen, who made a barista cry over oat milk and wants to speak to YOUR manager (God)• Father Thomas, a fellow priest who secretly Googles scripture during his own sermons• Chad, the gym bro whose mom drove him to confession• Doug, a heartbroken drunk who just misses his dog Biscuit• Tommy, a child confessing his first sin - he stole a cookie• Bishop Morrison himself, confessing the crime of... jaywalking• An undercover detective testing whether you can be bribed• And more.<img class="bb_img" src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/4444690/extras/e4a11f5873c80a894fda8b98969599f8.avif?t=1777553573" width=1560 height=878 /><h2 class="bb_tag" >EVERY RESPONSE IS A CHOICE</h2>Guide souls toward redemption and earn Karma, the currency of the righteous. Or exploit their guilt for &quot;generous donations&quot; and unlock... alternative upgrades. The path to heaven is narrow. The path to a hot tub in your confessional is surprisingly affordable.<img class="bb_img" src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/4444690/extras/97db37b4360bd8a5c9c7f0cbc59a7cdf.avif?t=1777553573" width=1560 height=878 /><h2 class="bb_tag" >THE FULL GAME INCLUDES</h2>Love the demo? The full game of Confessional Simulator expands everything:• 75+ fully voice-acted confessors (vs. 20 in the demo)• Repeat visitors whose stories evolve based on your previous responses• Full booth upgrade tree - from humble wood box to disco ball to hot tub• Multiple endings based on your cumulative choices• Stress management system - hearing confessions takes its toll• Extended Parish Gazette storylines that ripple through the community• Gerald's grape empire... it only gets worse<img class="bb_img" src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/4444690/extras/b4c0d0ad7e561965417fce45261e96a2.avif?t=1777553573" width=1560 height=878 />&quot;Bless me, Father, for I have sinned...&quot;And you, Father? What will YOUR sins be?<h2 class="bb_tag" style="text-align: center">Wishlist the Full Game Now on Steam!</h2>

Confessional Simulator Demo

<h2 class="bb_tag" style="text-align: center">YOU ARE A PRIEST. THEY ARE SINNERS. THE BOOTH IS YOUR DOMAIN.</h2><img class="bb_img" src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/4297580/extras/446d1679717cb013e514f7115e51753d.avif?t=1771533940" width=1560 height=878 />Step into the confessional as a newly assigned priest at St. Augustine's parish. Behind the ornate wooden screen, parishioners reveal their darkest secrets, pettiest grudges, and most ridiculous transgressions. What you do with those confessions... well, that's between you and God.<img class="bb_img" src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/4297580/extras/d158df161cac36e4f9f260135bdbeaf2.avif?t=1771533940" width=1560 height=878 />🛐 HEAR THEIR SINSFrom a grandmother who put pineapple on pizza at her daughter's 1981 wedding to an 84-year-old man confessing the same sin for 57 consecutive years, your parishioners run the full spectrum of human absurdity:• The gym bro who won't stop talking about his &quot;gains for Jesus&quot;• A Karen who got banned from ALL Applebee's locations• A nun with a secret Love Island addiction• A fellow priest who makes up Saint quotes for his sermons• A drunk who believes Metallica is a religious experience• And 70+ more unique confessors, each fully voice-acted<img class="bb_img" src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/4297580/extras/a9b5cad72abca21a892f021921cd7416.avif?t=1771533940" width=1560 height=878 />💰 KARMA VS. CORRUPTIONEvery response is a choice. Guide souls toward redemption and earn Karma, the currency of the righteous. Or exploit their guilt for &quot;generous donations&quot; and unlock... alternative upgrades.The path to heaven is narrow. The path to a hot tub in your confessional is surprisingly affordable.<img class="bb_img" src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/4297580/extras/97db37b4360bd8a5c9c7f0cbc59a7cdf.avif?t=1771533940" width=1560 height=878 />🔨 UPGRADE YOUR BOOTHStart with a humble wooden box. End with whatever your conscience (or lack thereof) allows:• Ergonomic kneelers (for their comfort)• Premium incense dispensers (for the atmosphere)• A coffee machine (for those long Saturday nights)• Mood lighting (setting is everything)• A disco ball (no comment)• A hot tub (it's a long story)Each upgrade changes the confessional's appearance and unlocks new gameplay options.<img class="bb_img" src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/4297580/extras/fa832132a3c530606a96b5145e53479b.avif?t=1771533940" width=1560 height=878 />📰 YOUR SINS MAKE HEADLINESThe Parish Gazette reports on everything. Absolve a serial grape-thief? Front page news. Call the police on a confession? You'll read about it. Your choices ripple through the community and come back in unexpected ways.<img class="bb_img" src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/4297580/extras/cd57e91702f0f9389f18efa9b019a676.avif?t=1771533940" width=1560 height=878 />😰 THE WEIGHT OF SINSHearing confessions takes its toll. As stress builds, you'll need to take breaks -- coffee, prayer, or... other stress relief methods. Each choice affects your karma and your sanity.<img class="bb_img" src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/4297580/extras/e82418cd38fb56c751eef6ab472e7be4.avif?t=1771533940" width=1560 height=878 />🔄 THEY ALWAYS COME BACKSome confessors are one-and-done. Others are repeat offenders. Watch Gerald's grape habit escalate from &quot;I ate one&quot; to running an international grape cartel. Your previous responses shape their return visits.📞 WHEN CONFESSION ISN'T ENOUGHSome sins require intervention. Call the hotlines:• Police (for the criminal)• Bishop (for the ecclesiastical emergency)• Exorcist (for the... unusual)• Therapist (for everyone, honestly)<img class="bb_img" src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/4297580/extras/ffcdbe94c54eec77fadd15eb5157d761.avif?t=1771533940" width=1560 height=878 />🎭 MULTIPLE ENDINGSYour cumulative choices lead to dramatically different fates. Will you be promoted to Bishop? Excommunicated? Achieve enlightenment? Open a competing hot tub business? Only your choices know for sure.&quot;Bless me, Father, for I have sinned...&quot;And you, Father? What will YOUR sins be?<h2 class="bb_tag" style="text-align: center">Wishlist &amp; Follow Now on Steam!</h2>