Data Wipe. - Rebirth for the first time

Emulation Error. - Get your 5th Rebirth

Might need some water! - Beat a run with a curse

I heard milk is good for this sort of thing. - Beat a run with 5 curses

Oh yeah? I'm in the same cave; looking for miners. - Fully upgrade a mine

You’re probably on a watchlist now… - Buy all black market items

Women be shoppin! - Buy all items in Melanie's shop

hi saayo - Get every jelly

I bet you feel so… bonita! Thanks for that one saayo kiss emoji - Buy all* outfits

thank - get all the achievements

Eat the rich (you) - Get 1 billion dollars

Get it? Like. like arcade games? IT'S FUNNY OKAY? - Play all minigames atleast once

Abababa wah! SHUT UP. THAT'S YOU. THAT'S HOW YOU SOUND. - See all ScreenEvents atleast once

YEOUUCHH - Click Shrilow 10000 times

But don't you know that is the hurts? *bone breaking sound* IV in that arm, yo! - Click Shrilow 100000 times... jeez

Quit before they hit big! - Buy 100 jelly gumballs

Rookie Numbers. - Buy 1000 jelly gumballs

Rookie Numbers. - Buy 10 Platinum gumballs

Do you feel it? I do. We need MORE. 500 Greasepuppies! - Do you rly need me to explain?

The joke is. the joke is he. 100%s games alot. get it. - Get 5 Stars on every minigame

There's a reason you're here. - Recover a deleted file.

Oh, okay then! - dont view the USB files when starting a save.

I think you'll need more than milk for that - Unlock all curses

I'm never gambling again. - Beat the Yellow Bear preset. (This Achievement is Excluded from the Completionist Freak achievement.)

i remember you - experience a dream.