Barista Brawler

Iron Savior

Making the Dream Work

Coffee forgin’

Straight Outta the Street

Strike Out

Riverside Savage

Country Punchkin

Industrial Sabotage

Trippin' It up

Martian Maniacs

Search Your Feelings

Effing Overlord

Straight Outta' the Park

AI Destroyer

You Can Probe me Any Time

Alien Anihilator

Enemy Abductor

Earn enough energy points in minigame to earn a 1up

Caffeine Addict

Coffee Chugger

Destroy one of each type of breakable object

Destructive Vandal

You've Done this Before

I am Alien Chow

Smurglian Scout

I'm the Boss Now

Extra Cheese

The Smell of Cheaters in the Morning

Livin' it up

I'm Invincible!

Attackinator

Achievement awarded to achievers who achieve all of the achievements

Overachiever

BR00TAL

ÜBER BR00TAL

Complete Death Metal difficulty under 1 hour 15 minutes

Metal Master

Complete Death Metal difficulty under 1 hour 30 minutes

Speed Metal

Complete Stage 4-2/defeat Metal Jesus Rocks

Rocking the Metal Jesus

Complete Stage 8-2/defeat Alpha Omega Sin

Repent, Sinner!

Straight Outta the Street Act 2

Complete Stage 11-2/defeat Gibletor again

AI Destroyer Mark II

Cog in the Machine

Groupie Playa

Complete Stage 13-2/defeat Metal Head boss

Head Banging

Mosh Pit

Galactic Savior

Make Metal Head Boss spawn 5 sets of enemies/play complete song within a single fight

Lurker

Guitar Shredding

Payback

Jared the Mayonaise

Coffee Crisis is an neo-rogue brawler that puts you in the shoes of the only baristas on Earth with enough heavy metal in their veins to fend off an alien assault. Play solo or join up with a friend to fight across eight locations ranging from your Coffee House HQ to the far reaches of outer space.

<h1>Development Roadmap</h1><img class="bb_img" src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/596380/extras/2266a661af7d6e626e0a22ce7cd41089.avif?t=1726515765" width=616 height=1400 /> <h1>About the Game</h1><img class="bb_img" src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/596380/extras/9daffcf4e21b27052cc2eabfc5099b50.avif?t=1726515765" width=600 height=100 /> <video class="bb_img" autoplay muted loop playsinline poster="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/596380/extras/12b69f9b498ae792c312995ce70907e0.poster.avif?t=1726515765" width=600 height=174 ><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/596380/extras/12b69f9b498ae792c312995ce70907e0.webm?t=1726515765" type="video/webm; codecs=vp9"><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/596380/extras/12b69f9b498ae792c312995ce70907e0.mp4?t=1726515765" type="video/mp4"></video> Coffee Crisis is a neo-rogue brawler that puts you in the shoes of the only baristas on Earth with enough heavy metal in their veins to fend off an alien assault. Play solo or join up with a friend to fight across eight unique locations ranging from your Coffee House HQ to the far reaches of outer space. Go up against an army of wild alien enemies, and the humans they have brainwashed with a variety of weapons, special moves, suplexes, and coffee! The Smurglian race has come to Earth and they're not leaving until they steal our three most prized commodities: heavy metal, free Wifi, and coffee. Crunch through fistfuls of alien meat as you stop their invasion, and enjoy random modifiers to the enemies and action on each playthrough. It's a totally unique cup of beat 'em up action every time you play! <video class="bb_img" autoplay muted loop playsinline poster="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/596380/extras/8351e21b87ea2f4a036dbbf97de20901.poster.avif?t=1726515765" width=600 height=174 ><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/596380/extras/8351e21b87ea2f4a036dbbf97de20901.webm?t=1726515765" type="video/webm; codecs=vp9"><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/596380/extras/8351e21b87ea2f4a036dbbf97de20901.mp4?t=1726515765" type="video/mp4"></video> <img class="bb_img" src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/596380/extras/c1d3c295a6a7612668efb08ffe9207ff.avif?t=1726515765" width=600 height=100 /> <video class="bb_img" autoplay muted loop playsinline poster="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/596380/extras/afd9debc8672581d1a0a369fc2a0fd3f.poster.avif?t=1726515765" width=600 height=174 ><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/596380/extras/afd9debc8672581d1a0a369fc2a0fd3f.webm?t=1726515765" type="video/webm; codecs=vp9"><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/596380/extras/afd9debc8672581d1a0a369fc2a0fd3f.mp4?t=1726515765" type="video/mp4"></video> With over 50 different screen effects, power-ups, and enemy tweaks Coffee Crisis is never the same game twice. Take the action to Twitch and allow your audience to choose your fate, or play solo and leave it up to chance. <video class="bb_img" autoplay muted loop playsinline poster="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/596380/extras/3adc9d47af000487cd545cf27fe15ca2.poster.avif?t=1726515765" width=600 height=174 ><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/596380/extras/3adc9d47af000487cd545cf27fe15ca2.webm?t=1726515765" type="video/webm; codecs=vp9"><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/596380/extras/3adc9d47af000487cd545cf27fe15ca2.mp4?t=1726515765" type="video/mp4"></video> <img class="bb_img" src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/596380/extras/3b598ba292f82934ebbf716b6089755c.avif?t=1726515765" width=600 height=100 /> <video class="bb_img" autoplay muted loop playsinline poster="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/596380/extras/a986fe9df628466880167d91ae7c8cb3.poster.avif?t=1726515765" width=600 height=174 ><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/596380/extras/a986fe9df628466880167d91ae7c8cb3.webm?t=1726515765" type="video/webm; codecs=vp9"><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/596380/extras/a986fe9df628466880167d91ae7c8cb3.mp4?t=1726515765" type="video/mp4"></video> <ul class="bb_ul"><li>Tear off fistfuls of alien meat in Neo Rogue Brawler action! </li><li>Jam out with a pal in Local Co-Op Play! </li><li>Encounter random modifiers that could make you an invincible killing machine or summon a swarm of raging possessed cowgirls! You'll never experience the same cup of cosmic coffee carnage twice! </li><li>Bang your head to an incendiary heavy metal soundtrack! </li><li>Meet heavy metal bands Pyschostick, Lords of the Trident, Nile, and Terrorizer! </li><li>Rock out with retro metal influencers! </li><li>Already averted the crisis? Come back for more in Death Metal Mode, where the difficulty is cranked to 11! </li><li>Twitch/Mixer integration lets you enjoy the game while keeping both hands on your coffee cup!</li></ul> So grab a hot mug and save the world! <video class="bb_img" autoplay muted loop playsinline poster="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/596380/extras/a6cd0098e80c7fabf16b25f7f4108fe7.poster.avif?t=1726515765" width=600 height=174 ><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/596380/extras/a6cd0098e80c7fabf16b25f7f4108fe7.webm?t=1726515765" type="video/webm; codecs=vp9"><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/596380/extras/a6cd0098e80c7fabf16b25f7f4108fe7.mp4?t=1726515765" type="video/mp4"></video> Join our Discord for discussion, news, and updates!

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