Wait, I thought this was a clicker...

It's not a bump, it's a feature.

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Avoiding an apple a day keeps my doctor dad employed.

You are now blinking manually.

The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment.

You did it! You leveled up a card in a video game in a video game!

'Beat' the game.

Jan said you can borrow it for a while.

He likes everyone. Except JERF.

This achievement is pawgers.

Art by pickle giraffe, estimable four legged arteest.

You can play it, but you won't get anything. For shoot.

Finally, a level playing field.

You're nuts. Actually nuts. I haven't even done that.