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Chop Goblins

About this game

You thought it would be fun to break into a nearby museum and root through the artifacts stored there. Little did you know that a dusty chest in the basement imprisoned the evil CHOP GOBLINS.

Now they're loose, wrecking bladed havok on the world once again. It's up to you to chase them through the city and across space and time, in a bespoke FPS campaign spanning the modern day, 1800's Transylvania, ancient Greece, and the not too distant future.

And you can finish it in about 30 minutes!

Chop Goblins is a "microshooter": An FPS designed to be completed in a single sitting, without sacrificing depth, variety, or creativity in its gameplay and level design. It's a game you can play for less than an hour, or replay for many hours. Need something to distract you from work, boredom, or grinding in other games? Take a Chop Goblins Break, with a fun and satisfying FPS campaign that only takes one sitting to fully experience.

FEATURES

  • A short but densely packed campaign, designed to be all killer and no filler
  • 5 levels set in different time periods
  • 5 satisfying and unique weapons, from an antique flintlock to the Mk. II Impaler "Vlad" automatic stake gun
  • An assortment of different enemies and minibosses
  • Leaderboards, achievements, and secrets, for those seeking replayability

Achievements

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Goblin Mode

Goblin Mode

15.7%

Beat the game on "Goblin" difficulty

The Chop Won't Stop

The Chop Won't Stop

16.5%

Beat the game on "Once Again" mode

Field Trip

Field Trip

19.2%

Complete the museum without taking any damage

True Gentleman

True Gentleman

19.3%

Complete Streets using only the flintlock and dagger

It's Hard to Relax

It's Hard to Relax

20.6%

Die on Sightseeing Mode

Chop Goblins

A fast-paced micro FPS in which The Chop Goblins are loose, chopping their way through time itself in their ravenous quest for cheese. And THE CHOP WILL NOT STOP.

Developer

David Szymanski

Publisher

David Szymanski

Release Date

12 December, 2022

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