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Michael Donuts has been unfairly imprisoned for speaking out against an authoritarian government! Free Donuts!

Love, Dad.

Um... Like... I dunno?

Are you mean?

There Is Only One Answer

Every song from the 80's is awesome, but some are more awesome than others.

Johannes "Books" Bookman is being held for a crime he didn't commit! Free Books!

$?1r!t

Can You Make All Three Co-Captains Like You?

Mandatory cheer nightmare scene.

They moved to L.A. sixty years ago, sweetie.

You became the Pompom Vigilante New York Deserves.

You became the Hero Cheerleader New York needs.

If you don't have anything nice to say.

I've got it, yes I do. How 'bout you?

As of the current version of this game, this is still satire.

Woo!!!

Don't get served in your first dance battle.

You! Got! Served!

These achievement points don't count if you didn't get the reference.

Freedom Is Slavery

It Was Beauty Killed The Beast

Get the name right.

Help a former cheerleader.

Dare You Witness The Undulating Uniform?

Do you have any light beer in your vehicle?

Don't let your friend get served in the Fancy dance battle.

Children of the night. Vhat sveet music they make.

Choose your team name wisely.

Choose your team name wisely.

Your friend got served by the Fancy Lads!

Whatever you do, don't look it up!

You told kids it's cool to smoke!

Stand with the current thing. Or else.

Integrity? Or Contrarianism?

Oh. Now I Get It

I used to say "I" and "Me."

You know the proper name for a young lady's pet rat.

TM

SLAP!

CRACK!

Noseprint Invalid!

You have twenty seconds to comply.

You have ten seconds to comply.

We'll take your word that you really used your nose.

Tap Tap Tap

You quit the team.

You stuck with your team through hard times.

Barbara Muffins is being held for a crime she didn't commit!

Ralph Burgers is being held for a crime he didn't commit!

Can you rotate the pepper mill?

Her scabbard was tight, yet eager.

A dark alley beside an unassuming pizza shop.

AHHHHH AHAHAHHH AHHH AHH AHHH

WOO!

As of November 2025 this was still satire.

Hmmph.

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Never trust Sir David Attenborough!

Disco Duck? Really!?

The prophecy is fulfilled!

The prophecy is fulfilled!

Help that local reporter win a Pulitzer Prize for journalism.

Uninhabitable hellhole unfit for decent folk!

It's a degenerate cesspool.

Whatever else is wrong with New York, at least the subways run on time now.

How much damage can one person do in just four years?

You spread the glorious word of Linux. Now your friends hate you.

Hey Mickey

RE: Embezzlement

RE: Embezzlement

RE: Embezzlement

RE: Embezzlement

RE: Embezzlement

RE: Embezzlement

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CRASH!!!

No tea, no shade.