Welcome to Qud
69.4%
Die.
Caves of Qud Achievements
150 achievements
The Laws of Physics Are Mere Suggestions, Vol. 1
6.4%
Violate the Pauli exclusion principle.
Eat an Entire Bear
5.4%
Kill a bear and eat it. Just eat an entire bear.
To Thine Own Self Be True
3.7%
Wear your own severed face on your face.
On the Rocks
1.8%
Drink lava.
Friend to Fungi
2.0%
Host three different fungal infections at once.
Goat Simulator
3.5%
Project your mind into a goat's body.
Your Better Half
7.8%
Get killed by your evil twin.
The Spirit of Vengeance
3.8%
Recover the Ruin of House Isner.
Knight Conical
6.1%
Recover Stopsvalinn.
Love at First Sign
1.1%
Fall in love with a sign.
You Are Becoming
11.4%
Install a cybernetic implant at a becoming nook.
You Became
2.4%
Have a cybernetic implant installed on every implantable body part.
Pyramid Scheme
2.7%
Kill a chrome pyramid.
Say No More
9.4%
Contract glotrot.
Metal Pedal
6.9%
Contract ironshank.
You Are What You Eat
1.3%
Eat one of your own limbs.
Shoot.
8.6%
Get killed by a chute crab.
Dark Tidings
10.6%
Foresee your own death.
Love Thyself
4.6%
Fall in love with yourself.
A Bond Knit with Trust
16.8%
Become loved by a faction.
The Woe of Joppa
1.2%
Become hated by the villagers of Joppa.
Peekaboo
1.1%
Become loved by newly sentient beings.
Starry Demise
6.6%
Be crushed under the weight of a thousand suns.
Quiet This Metal
8.7%
Speak to the alchemist.
Proteus
13.1%
Have 10 mutations.
Litteratus
29.0%
Read 10 books.
So Powerful is the Charm of Words
9.7%
Read 100 books.
Jawsnapper
38.6%
Kill 100 snapjaws.
Your Thirst Is Mine, My Water Is Yours
8.0%
Perform the introductory water ritual 100 times.
Mutagenic Mastery
6.8%
Advance a mutation to level 15.
Tongue in Cheek
5.2%
Cure glotrot via traditional methods.
Footloose
3.4%
Cure ironshank via traditional methods.
Biographer
3.2%
Learn the complete history of a single sultan.
Oathbreaker
7.3%
Violate the sacred covenant of the water ritual.
Cubic and Wisest Human
1.7%
Activate a time cube.
Go on. Do it.
2.3%
Wield the amaranthine prism.
In Contemplation of Eons
1.9%
Perform the water ritual with Oboroqoru, Ape God.
Synolymb
11.9%
Regenerate a limb.
Free Falling
9.1%
Fall to your death.
Three-Sludge Monte
7.0%
Kill a trisludge.
Five-Sludge Monte
3.3%
Kill a pentasludge.
Ten-Sludge Monte
1.5%
Kill a decasludge.
Hole Like a Head
3.6%
Get decapitated.
What With the Disembowelment and All
16.9%
Find one of Argyve's old apprentices.
Psst.
5.2%
Find the oddly-hued glowpad.
That Was Nice
14.8%
Compliment Q Girl.
Gemini
1.4%
Wield Caslainard and Polluxus.
Donation Level: Kasaphescence
2.9%
Make an offering at the Sacred Well of an artifact worth at least 200 reputation.
Leap, Frog.
0.4%
Convince a frog to teach you how to jump.
Six Arms None the Richer
11.4%
Have six arms.
Cosmo-Chrononaut
2.3%
Enter 25 spacetime vortices.
Mechanimist Reformer
2.7%
Convince the High Priest of the Stilt to join your party.
Aaaaaaaaargh!
3.3%
Overdose on a hulk honey tonic.
Feast Upon the Goat Hearts! *cheers*
0.8%
Perform the water ritual with Mamon Souldrinker.
Rocket Bear
3.6%
Equip the Flume-Flier of the Sky-Bear.
Two Cats Are Better Than One
0.7%
Clone Ctesiphus.
Me, Myself, and I
3.0%
Share the map with 10 clones of yourself.
Clonal Colony
0.6%
Share the map with 30 clones of yourself.
The Woe of Apes
1.3%
Kill Oboroqoru, Ape God.
Close the Loop
1.1%
Recover Kindrish.
Tourist
0.5%
Visit 100 generated villages.
Sight Older Than Sight
13.0%
Discover psychic glimmer.
What Are Directions on a Space That Cannot Be Ordered?
7.8%
Attain 40 psychic glimmer and discover the vast psychic aether.
Star-Eye Esper
3.8%
Attain 100 psychic glimmer.
The Quasar Mind
2.1%
Attain 200 psychic glimmer.
There Can Be Only One
6.4%
Encode the psionic bits of someone's psyche onto the holographic boundary of your own psyche.
Glimmer of Truth
2.2%
Attain 20 psychic glimmer as a true kin.
Sultan of Salt
1.2%
Invent 100 recipes.
Absolute Unit
4.4%
Successfully cook a meal with neutron flux as an ingredient.
Non-Locally Sourced
0.5%
Cook a meal with an extradimensional limb as an ingredient.
Surprise!
0.9%
Eat the Cloaca Surprise.
From Thyn Heres Shaken the Wet and Olde Lif
0.7%
Cross into Brightsheol.
All Those Who Wander
1.5%
Travel to the pocket dimension Tzimtzlum.
The Recitation of the Drowning of Eudoxia by the Witches of Moonhearth
1.4%
Wear the Otherpearl.
A Clammy Reception
3.5%
Enter Mak's clam in the Yd Freehold.
What's Eating the Watervine?
34.1%
Complete the quest What's Eating the Watervine?
Byevalve
0.3%
Enter 100 giant clams.
You Recame
4.2%
Rematerialize in the corporeal realm.
Dayenu
0.5%
Give the repulsive device to all four children of the Tomb.
Belong, Friends
1.2%
Help the slynth find a new home.
Token of Gratitude
0.4%
Be gifted a 10-pointed asterisk.
The Laws of Physics Are Mere Suggestions, Vol. 2
0.4%
Exploit wave-particle duality to clone yourself.
Aetalag
1.5%
Be turned to stone.
I-
0.3%
Wink out of existence.
*gulp*
4.4%
Be swallowed whole.
Jeweled Dusk
0.6%
Be transmuted into a gemstone.
The Narrowing Sky
0.4%
Wear each of the six Faces of the sultanate.
Dawnglider
4.4%
Become auroral.
Was It Something I Said?
2.0%
Invoke the Chaos Spiel.
Lottery Winner
1.7%
Gain a mutation from a gamma moth's mutating gaze.
The Psychal Chorus
1.2%
Drink 20 drams of brain brine.
Become as Gods
0.4%
Bestow life to 20 inanimate objects.
Live and Ink
9.1%
Tattoo yourself.
tsk tsk
0.7%
Disappoint a highly entropic being.
Raisins in the Layer Cake
17.4%
Recover a relic from a historic site.
May the Ground Shake But the Six Day Stilt Never Tumble
24.2%
Travel to the Six Day Stilt.
Red Rock Hazing Ritual
8.1%
Be stoned to death by a baboon on the surface of Red Rock.
Mumblecore
7.7%
Learn a secret from the microbiome.
Open Your Mind
9.0%
Have your head explode.
Weirdwire Conduit.. Eureka!
20.5%
Help Argyve build the contraption.
More than a Willing Spirit
11.6%
Return from Golgotha with a repaired waydroid and gain admittance to Grit Gate.
Decoding the Signal
7.2%
Travel to the Temple of the Rock and decrypt the mysterious signal.
The Earl of Omonporch
5.7%
Strike a deal with Asphodel the Lovely for control of the Spindlegrounds.
A Call to Arms
5.5%
Defend Grit Gate from the Putus Templar.
Pax Klanq, I Presume?
4.3%
Deliver a message to the mushroom prodigy.
Tomb of the Eaters
3.3%
Travel to Brightsheol and disable the Spindle's magnetic field.
The Golem
2.2%
Form large creature.
Reclamation
1.8%
Recover the Spindlegrounds from the Putus Templar war party.
Aleph
2.2%
Defeat one of the Girsh nephilim.
Bet
1.1%
Defeat two of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.
Gimel
0.9%
Defeat three of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.
Dalet
0.7%
Defeat four of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.
He
0.6%
Defeat five of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.
Vav
0.6%
Defeat six of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.
The Laws of Physics Are Mere Suggestions, Vol. 3
1.4%
Prove the information paradox by causing your surroundings to glitch.
Dream within a Dream
0.1%
Enter a waking dream from within a waking dream.
Wander Darkling in the Eternal Space
0.2%
Lose your will to live.
Swollen Bulb
1.2%
Consume 10 drams of sunslag in a single playthrough.
Sound Sleeper
0.1%
Wake peacefully from twenty dreams.
All the Leaves are Grey
3.0%
Contract monochrome.
Rainbow Reading
1.9%
Cure monochrome via traditional methods.
Waterpipe and Rest
22.4%
Smoke from a hookah.
Arconaut
1.8%
Descend 50 strata deep.
Get in the Robot
1.1%
Infiltrate a temple mecha.
Total Makeover
1.1%
Pour a dram of pure warm static on yourself.
My Many Facets
0.4%
Eat the Crystal Delight.
Heat Death
0.2%
Get vaporized.
0 for 2
3.8%
Die of thirst.
Oops
5.8%
Be killed by a companion on accident.
Imagine a Rubber Sheet
0.1%
Dash yourself on the crags of spacetime.
Bricks Can Be Thrown, Too
0.6%
Kill Aoyg-No-Longer.
Then
1.7%
Help Chavvah complete the ritual of -elsing and sever Tau at Taproot.
Else
0.6%
Help Chavvah complete the ritual of -elsing and sever Tau at Taproot.
The Comedy
7.3%
Settle the dispute in Bey Lah in Eskhind's favor.
The History
4.7%
Settle the dispute in Bey Lah in Hindriarch Keh's favor.
The Tragedy
3.0%
Settle the dispute in Bey Lah and doom the village.
The Sonnet
5.8%
Return the crumpled sheet of paper to its intended recipient or its author.
Lair Cake
1.2%
Discover 100 lairs.
On Second Thought
0.8%
Eat a serving of humble pie.
We Are Starfreight
1.6%
Ascend the Spindle.
Klanq Puff at Sun
0.1%
Spread Klanq in space.
Caves of Qud
1.7%
Beat the game.
Seraphic Covenant
0.6%
Enter into a covenant with Resheph and help prepare Qud for the Coven's return.
The Dusted Cosmos
0.7%
Leave the solar system on a starship.
Seraphic Heresy
0.7%
Spurn Resheph and return to Qud.
The Tillage of the Noosphere
0.3%
Accede to Resheph's plan for purging the world of higher life.
Ungyre
0.5%
Annul the plagues of the Gyre.
Delight in the Abundance of Peace
0.2%
Pacify all seven of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.
Zayin
0.4%
Defeat all seven of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.