Capitalist Misadventures
About this game
In Capitalist Misadventures, you start off with a crumbling shack in your grandpa’s backyard and a $100 loan from a very shady lender. Is that all you’ll need to launch your empire and get filthy rich?
Hire and invest in a questionable workforce — from panhandlers and crypto miners to stray cats with ambition.
Play the stock market... or gamble your fortune in less conventional ways.
Forge documents, dodge taxes, and do whatever it takes to stay ahead. Ethics are optional.
Customize your company! Grow your tiny shack into a ridiculous corporate powerhouse with more money than morals.
Featuring jaw-droppingly realistic graphics, get a taste of what it's like to be a ruthless, exploitative entrepreneur in this game that scored a perfect 10 according to my grandma, Gigi.
Get ready for a bizarre capitalist challenge in this labor exploitation simulator, where your goal is to turn your tiny shack into a mega-corporation with megalomaniac capital. Hire beggars, stray kittens, and even TikTokers—and monetize their services!