You've stayed too late playing video games, and your dad locked you up in the basement to teach you a lesson. There's a devil living inside the wall there, and it craves meat. It gives you an old sword. It's time to...

In Blunt Blade and a Hundred Halls (BBaaHH for short), you will:

• Fight, push your luck, die, respawn and go killing again

• Explore an ever-changing dungeon with 100 chambers full of mutated freaks

• Kill said freaks and vacuum their body parts (SPLOOOSH!)

• Mount their heads on the cellar wall

• Grind their meat in the grinder and get paid in gold

• Buy upgrades from the devil that lives in your basement walls

• Keep your blade sharp, because it will become battered in battle

• Find and slot perk-granting posters based on classic comic book covers