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Bald Guys

About this game

Somewhere under Cleveland, OH lies the homunculus testing chamber, where the naturally-bald homunculus do the one thing they desire: Acquire hair.

Key Features:

  • Weaving platformer mechanics

  • Games to wig-out over

  • Hairy situations to fight your way out of

Mechanics and Design:

  • Party-game platformer

  • Physics-based combat

  • Wall-Jumping

  • Procedurally generated maps

  • Elimination-style gameplay loop

  • Designed to be stimulating but balanced for players of all skill levels.

Bald Guys

Business in the front; Party in the back: Bald Guys features high skill-ceiling mechanics on top of light-hearted competitive loops that both hardcore and casual gamers can enjoy. Whether you want to master precision controls or just mess with your friends, this is a game for you.

Developer

Kazooist LLC

Publisher

Kazooist LLC

Release Date

01 January, 2026

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