The Brain

The Muscle

The Heart

The Leader

The Lancer

Uninspired

The song you and AK created was an epic, congratulations

A song for the Ages

Finish the second level without killing an enemy.

No Honor?

Tutorials are for losers!

Limitless

Defeat the Lich before it uses his not-so-special move

Fireball? Really?

Finish the extra level. The deV sure didn’t..

What a lazy deV...

In Ass Kicker, fight and dodge your way through enemies and explore the cursed lands of Askverg in search of the not-so-perfect party of heroes to defeat the dark lord of the hour and give these champions the kick in the butt they need to get going!

<h2 class="bb_tag" >The World is on the edge of Chaos...</h2>             Keep edging, it's been worse...<img class="bb_img" src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/4084730/extras/d15147a231b30da779873b0da9efa989.avif?t=1765428762" width=600 height=100 /> Ass Kicker is a Pixel Art adventure with gameplay inspired by great classics like Megaman X, featuring a story based on a D&amp;D campaign that, honestly, only the people who played it still remember.(AK: Good times… strawberry milk was cheaper back then.)Take on the role of AK, a wisecracking bard who constantly breaks the fourth wall (AK: It was already broken when I got here!). Explore the land of Askverg, and look for the perfect heroes for a perfect tale!(AK: Perfect might be overselling... how about adequate?)<img class="bb_img" src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/4084730/extras/99e5f8cf7a9cb163ee63446ff6580025.avif?t=1765428762" width=64 height=64 /><h2 class="bb_tag" > What awaits you:</h2><img class="bb_img" src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/4084730/extras/9120ee8e4d59fe9cf5b3eefcb9196d74.avif?t=1765428762" width=600 height=100 /><video class="bb_img" autoplay muted loop playsinline poster="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/4084730/extras/d400a6b23e813bfb2c9015343ec2d5ca.poster.avif?t=1765428762" width=512 height=128 ><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/4084730/extras/d400a6b23e813bfb2c9015343ec2d5ca.webm?t=1765428762" type="video/webm; codecs=vp9"><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/4084730/extras/d400a6b23e813bfb2c9015343ec2d5ca.mp4?t=1765428762" type="video/mp4"></video>Adapting a first D&amp;D adventure of an inexperienced Dungeon Master, Ass Kicker is a first game of an equally inexperienced deV! (AK: He is obviously talking about himself...) Experience a story created from Friendship, tabletop madness, the dumbest of jokes...And above all...PURE OBESSESION FOR A DREAM. (AK: Yep... the deV is kind of nuts)<img class="bb_img" src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/4084730/extras/5f58813302104f89311bc59e1c701d14.avif?t=1765428762" width=600 height=100 /><img class="bb_img" src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/4084730/extras/95e032a1447e54226075eb03ffa9a74e.avif?t=1765428762" width=256 height=128 /><img class="bb_img" src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/4084730/extras/683ba4beb9ba243119e9893019641560.avif?t=1765428762" width=128 height=128 />Meet the heroes of tomorrow, inspired by the real player characters from that old campaign, where the , now, protagonist AK (AK: That's me!!) tries to gather a party epic enough to become legends... and maybe their ballad makes gold &amp; fame enough to pay his tab on his favorite tavern.(AK: If the bard with the flower name can hit the jackpot, I sure can!!)<img class="bb_img" src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/4084730/extras/1ec3186a270feea906ee320e6eb62604.avif?t=1765428762" width=600 height=100 /><video class="bb_img" autoplay muted loop playsinline poster="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/4084730/extras/d2f3f5a7fc30e76f1dfc75aabd98caee.poster.avif?t=1765428762" width=512 height=128 ><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/4084730/extras/d2f3f5a7fc30e76f1dfc75aabd98caee.webm?t=1765428762" type="video/webm; codecs=vp9"><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/4084730/extras/d2f3f5a7fc30e76f1dfc75aabd98caee.mp4?t=1765428762" type="video/mp4"></video>in the land of Askverg, it is common for adventurers to use sword &amp; sorcery in their travels, with AK is no different.The bard is a wielder of runic magic, a rare and ancient art that demands the understanding of the forgotten texts.(AK: That Wizard course finally paid off!)  With a gameplay inspired by Megaman X, unleash the runic magic and mock your enemies or thunder wave them into oblivion!But be careful! Even ancient powers runs out if you get cocky!<img class="bb_img" src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/4084730/extras/a8a38a8d4ef80f2f31e73382842d3a13.avif?t=1765428762" width=600 height=100 /><video class="bb_img" autoplay muted loop playsinline poster="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/4084730/extras/ad9a489bd8a5955b8ff1bb8f9ae6b0b9.poster.avif?t=1765428762" width=512 height=128 ><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/4084730/extras/ad9a489bd8a5955b8ff1bb8f9ae6b0b9.webm?t=1765428762" type="video/webm; codecs=vp9"><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/4084730/extras/ad9a489bd8a5955b8ff1bb8f9ae6b0b9.mp4?t=1765428762" type="video/mp4"></video>Despite being constantly under threat, Askverg remains a land full of beauty, and most of this beauty is brought to life through experimental Pixel Art! (AK: Experimental because the dev can’t draw properly!)<img class="bb_img" src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/4084730/extras/9e41f13f7e1e1e5a68c2fcc12007590c.avif?t=1765428762" width=600 height=100 /><img class="bb_img" src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/4084730/extras/99e5f8cf7a9cb163ee63446ff6580025.avif?t=1765428762" width=64 height=64 />(AK: Seriously, if you add us to your wishlist, I'll drink a Strawberry milk in your honor!)So, what are you waiting for?Grab your hat, tune your instrument, and join the song.Legends don’t write themselves — and every good story needs a solid kick to get started.(AK: Man... I can't believe he menaged to explain the title)

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