
First Boot
Nice to meet you. From here on, this is your fault.
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Nice to meet you. From here on, this is your fault.

You reached the title screen. It still looks safe, right?

You stepped into the stage. There is no real back button.

You jumped. The floor looks a bit lonely now.

You moved sideways. Fate moved a little with you.

You died. Here, that’s basically the tutorial.

You walked and the floor vanished. Welcome to unfair mode.

You thought, "I can make that jump." That thought was the flag.

Ultra skinny body. Jumps to the stars. Super rare.

Ultra heavy body. Jumps almost nowhere. Super rare.

Lean build, strong jump. Rare specimen.

Thick build, sad jump. Rare in a different way.

You rode the pyramid platform. It all vanished at once.

You reached a save point. The one thing that probably won’t betray you.

A save is a promise that you won’t really go back.

You believed the floor. The floor did not believe in you.

You pushed forward and met a wall that said nothing.

You relaxed. The floor decided that was funny.

A save point that showed up way later than it should have.

Uwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Uwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Uwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Uwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Uwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Uwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

A save point with real floor. You may relax. Maybe.

You saved, stepped, and dropped. The author is not your friend.

You saw a very familiar goal flag. Suspiciously familiar.

You touched the goal and instantly died. Peak betrayal.

You finally escaped the fake routes and found the real way.

This time it’s the real goal. Stage 1 cleared.

You thought it was over and fell again. Lesson not learned.

You beat 1-1 for real, past all tricks and fake goals.

You saw the goal, relaxed, and fell. Classic.

You stepped back. It may help... or not.

The creator appeared on screen. No escape.

In this world, it’s not kill or be killed.

No time to look up. Just run.

Second round of 'Run!'. You're welcome.

The courage to go on and the courage to turn back are different skills.

Forward is justice. Here, at least.

An ominous voice, but you follow anyway.

Trust your momentum. You kind of have to.

If it's shouted three times, they mean it. Probably a trap.

You were yelling 'Go!' a second ago, remember?

Never thought you'd be grateful for solid ground.

The horde is coming. No time to think.

More enemies, less hope.

A world where save points attack you is not normal.

A save point that doesn't attack. I'm crying.

You climbed it all. Your heart is more tired than your legs.

Fight, flee, or cry. All valid choices.

See? I can make maps like this too.

Everyone falls here. You're in good company.

Falling there takes a special kind of talent.

Your heart fills with determination. Time to move on.

The only real safety this game ever gives you.

Even invincibility can't save you sometimes.

This isn't the 'right' path. It's just the one that goes on.

The road goes forward. Believing in it is up to you.

Moving on is probably better than standing still. Probably.

Sometimes the shortest words are the scariest.

In games, once you see the path, you're forced to take it.

Stand still and it's you who disappears.

Things are coming so fast you don't even have time to say 'Go'.

Shouting it three times means they really mean it.

Falling this close to the goal is almost art.

The real goal. You actually overcame everything.

The author shows up again at the end. Of course.

Your Determination was real. Probably.