Finished Tutorial
58.3%
Good Job! That was a hard one. But, did you learn anything?
Alien Video Game Scientist Achievements
43 achievements
Finish Level 1
57.6%
Every great game starts with a single level. Wait, this game is great, right?
100% Level 2
33.5%
I think these blue things must be important
100% Level 3
29.1%
Wait, am I only getting achievements when I collect all the blue things on a level??
Finish Level 4 in less than 11 seconds
11.6%
Sometimes it's better to do it faster
Finish Level 5 in less than 9 seconds
9.4%
Really?? Why do you care if I shave every millisecond off my time? Is that really necessary? Even for Science?
100% Level 6
29.9%
Luckily for you, that means collecting all the blue things, not the red things.
100% Level 7 in less than 40 seconds
4.3%
You'll have to be strategic to get this one, but at least you can see where everything is.
100% Level 8
24.8%
I know you'll need extra time to solve that math problem, so don't worry how long it takes, just find all the collectables, will you??
Finish level 9 in less than 40 seconds
6.5%
What? Didn't you realize this was really a maze game? What kind of Video Game Scientist are you if you couldn't figure that out!
100% Level 10
17.5%
At least the collectables are all real, even if the walls are not
100% Level 11
19.7%
If I knew any Spinal Tap references I would put them here
Finish level 12 in less than 13 seconds
5.8%
Is there extra credit if you finish level 12 in exactly 12 seconds?
100% Level 13
14.5%
A level so nice you'll play it twice (after a fashion) - lucky you!
100% Level 14 in less than 106 seconds
3.6%
Yes, this really is the same Level as #13. I would never lie to you. Force you to play the same level twice? Yes. Lie, no!
100% Level 15 in less than 22 seconds
5.1%
Can we talk for a moment about how unfair this level is? Those aliens are awful game designers if they think anybody wants to play a level like that!
Finish Level 16 in less than 2 hours
18.2%
I'm tired of mazes, too. How about I make this achievement super easy as a token of my contrition.
100% Level 17 in less than 110 seconds
3.6%
I feel like this might be some kind of alien self-portrait?
Finish Level 18 in less than 30 seconds
4.3%
I feel like the aliens didn't really test these levels very well - there are lots of shortcuts that they couldn't have intended.
100% level 19 in less than 68 seconds
2.9%
Because taking any longer might be inappropriate
Finish Level 20 in less than 33 seconds
3.6%
I bet it's possible to do it in 30 seconds if you are millisecond-perfect but you won't get any achievements for that, just the satisfaction of a job well done
100% Level 21 in less than 30 seconds
3.6%
Did that puzzle hurt your brain, or are you so smart you didn't even realize it was meant to be a puzzle?
100% Level 22 in less than 42 seconds
2.9%
with only 4 collectibles that should have been easy to 100% quickly even if you aren't a hoopy frood
100% Level 23 in less than 60 seconds
2.9%
I was going to give you more time, but I figured it would be good for your moral character if you had a real challenge once in a while
100% Level 24 in less than 62 seconds
2.1%
Why not just 60 seconds? Because I knew you couldn't do it. That's a challenge, in case you couldn't figure it out
Finish Level 25 in less than 22 seconds
3.6%
No collectibles required. But if you are really good you could 100% that fast, too
100% Level 26 in 2 minutes or less
2.1%
Because why should everything be measured in seconds?
100% level 27 in 1 minute and 10 seconds
2.9%
If you are VERY good at math(s) you could calculate how many seconds that is
100% level 28 in 10 seconds short of a minute, or less
3.6%
Will the complex math problems ever end? But, now you could legitimately argue this game IS educational, should that be useful to your stage of life
100% level 29 in 0.8 minutes, or less
2.1%
Another hard math problem brought to you by Aliens
100% Level 30 in 26 seconds or less
2.1%
On second thought, I like seconds better than minutes.
100% level 31 in less than 63 seconds
2.1%
My record is 62 seconds. So this one might actually be kind of hard.
Finish level 32 in less than 142 seconds AND WIN THE GAME
2.9%
For... Reasons, you couldn't do it much slower, actually (no spoilers).
100% level 33 in less than 100 seconds
2.9%
Wait, I thought we were done? Are we still playing out of habit, or is there really more to do after WINNING THE GAME?
100% Level 34 in less than 100 seconds
2.9%
I beat tihs game and all I got was this stupid extra level to play
100% level 35 in less than 90 seconds
2.1%
I'm sorry, I've run out of clever.
100% level 36 in less than 80 seconds
2.1%
ibid. Yes, this game "teaches" you latin.
Finish Level 38 AND WIN THE GAME
2.9%
Wait, wait, are you saying we didn't win it earlier?
Finish level 37 in less than 70 seconds
2.1%
These golden disk levels are total next gen, eh?
Not a level, just the end
3.6%
That was confusing. Maybe I should do some light reading...
Retired!!
5.8%
I tried to warn you that this was a bad idea.
Collected Everything for Levels 1-16
2.1%
You found everything - or at least half of everything.
Collected Everything for Levels 17-33
2.1%
You found everything - or at least the OTHER half of everything.