
Goodbye, Caveman
Congrats, mighty sorcerer—you finally won’t get diarrhea from eating raw meat anymore!
28 achievements

Congrats, mighty sorcerer—you finally won’t get diarrhea from eating raw meat anymore!

Alright, now you finally don’t look like a beggar.

The damage feels like tickling monsters, but hey—it’s better than bare hands!

Farewell to handcrafting—though it’s really just one extra workbench.

Security +1! Though a monster’s sneeze might blow it apart.

Congratulations! You now own your first unfinished house.

You’re not riding a llama—you’re riding the spirit of the internet itself.

You’ve finally escaped the ranks of magical illiteracy!

Knowledge is power—but your brain is a bit overloaded now.

Energy transfer completed successfully—with no explosion. Congratulations!

You’ve acquired a signature skill worthy of your character biography.

You helped two undead leaders experience a brand-new after-sales service.

It dreamed of becoming a dragon—then it met you, the “dragon slayer.”

The world is quiet at last—no more off-key croaking.

Even the fiercest hawk looks like a chicken once it hits the ground.

It just wanted a new home—you took its life instead.

You successfully helped this iron rice-bowl worker retire early.

Combat power unclear—but the light pollution is maxed out.

Your liver sacrificed a lot for this achievement—maybe it needs a potion too.

Your backpack holds an entire forest—it’s just a bit cramped.

Now you and the bees are sworn brothers from different hives.

To the jungle giant frogs, you look exactly like one of them.

It smells awful, but the disguise works perfectly.

You’ve tasted original, spicy, and mint-flavored jiggly “jelly.” A unique experience.

From now on, you instinctively stab every chest before opening it.

No matter the environment, you arrive gracefully atop a disdainful beast.

Practicing the most mystical form of longevity.

Combat skills unclear—but your bartending skill is definitely maxed out.