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Alchemage Achievements

28 achievements

Goodbye, Caveman icon

Goodbye, Caveman

1.5%

Congrats, mighty sorcerer—you finally won’t get diarrhea from eating raw meat anymore!

Graduated from Noobhood? icon

Graduated from Noobhood?

1.5%

Alright, now you finally don’t look like a beggar.

I Quit Magic icon

I Quit Magic

1.8%

The damage feels like tickling monsters, but hey—it’s better than bare hands!

Chief Craftsman icon

Chief Craftsman

0.4%

Farewell to handcrafting—though it’s really just one extra workbench.

Cardboard Armor icon

Cardboard Armor

1.3%

Security +1! Though a monster’s sneeze might blow it apart.

Property Deed icon

Property Deed

0.5%

Congratulations! You now own your first unfinished house.

The Mud Horse Arrives icon

The Mud Horse Arrives

0.7%

You’re not riding a llama—you’re riding the spirit of the internet itself.

Enlightened icon

Enlightened

1.3%

You’ve finally escaped the ranks of magical illiteracy!

Master of Magic icon

Master of Magic

0.7%

Knowledge is power—but your brain is a bit overloaded now.

I Can Feel the Power! icon

I Can Feel the Power!

0.9%

Energy transfer completed successfully—with no explosion. Congratulations!

Final Project icon

Final Project

0.3%

You’ve acquired a signature skill worthy of your character biography.

Die Again! icon

Die Again!

0.7%

You helped two undead leaders experience a brand-new after-sales service.

Failed Dragon Ascension icon

Failed Dragon Ascension

0.4%

It dreamed of becoming a dragon—then it met you, the “dragon slayer.”

A Chorus of Frogs icon

A Chorus of Frogs

0.9%

The world is quiet at last—no more off-key croaking.

So “Eagle”-gant icon

So “Eagle”-gant

0.7%

Even the fiercest hawk looks like a chicken once it hits the ground.

The End of a Mortgage Slave icon

The End of a Mortgage Slave

1.0%

It just wanted a new home—you took its life instead.

Early Retirement icon

Early Retirement

0.3%

You successfully helped this iron rice-bowl worker retire early.

RGB, Activate! icon

RGB, Activate!

0.1%

Combat power unclear—but the light pollution is maxed out.

Potion Abuse icon

Potion Abuse

0.8%

Your liver sacrificed a lot for this achievement—maybe it needs a potion too.

Walking Botanical Garden icon

Walking Botanical Garden

1.7%

Your backpack holds an entire forest—it’s just a bit cramped.

The True Queen Bee icon

The True Queen Bee

0.1%

Now you and the bees are sworn brothers from different hives.

Ribbit! icon

Ribbit!

0.1%

To the jungle giant frogs, you look exactly like one of them.

Biohazard icon

Biohazard

1.6%

It smells awful, but the disguise works perfectly.

Jelly Enthusiast icon

Jelly Enthusiast

0.8%

You’ve tasted original, spicy, and mint-flavored jiggly “jelly.” A unique experience.

Chest PTSD icon

Chest PTSD

0.5%

From now on, you instinctively stab every chest before opening it.

Mud Horse Gathering icon

Mud Horse Gathering

0.1%

No matter the environment, you arrive gracefully atop a disdainful beast.

+1 Second icon

+1 Second

0.5%

Practicing the most mystical form of longevity.

Light Buzz icon

Light Buzz

0.7%

Combat skills unclear—but your bartending skill is definitely maxed out.